What do you call a karate pig?
A pork chop.
How did the Karate kangaroo get away from the crocodile?
Chop and Hop, Chop and Hop
What's a Vegetable's favorite martial art?
Carrotee
What does Bruce Lee drink when he's thirsty?
WattahhH!!!
I saw my old karate coach in his car yesterday
He drove a KIIIIAAAIIII
I was really upset that I came in last at the karate competition yesterday.
I was kicking myself.
Why did the cat get kicked out of the Karate tournament?
He was a Cheetah.
My Karate Teacher Told a Great Joke
He has a great sensei humor.
Chuck Norris Jokes'
- Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in three moves.
- Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
- The only time Chuck Norris was ever wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.
- When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are now known as giraffes.
- Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
- Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris undies
- Did you know, Chuck Norris has never submitted a Chuck Norris Joke because Chuck Norris doesn't believe in submission.
Karate Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Sensei.
- Sensei who?
- I sen-sei lot of kicks coming your way unless you open this door.
- Knock, knock
- Who’s there?
-Master Boo
-Master Boo who?
-Does your Karate teacher really cry that much?