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Karate Jokes

CD Young • Nov 01, 2020

Karate Jokes

What do you call a karate pig?
A pork chop.

How did the Karate kangaroo get away from the crocodile?
Chop and Hop, Chop and Hop

What's a Vegetable's favorite martial art?
Carrotee

What does Bruce Lee drink when he's thirsty?
WattahhH!!!

I saw my old karate coach in his car yesterday
He drove a KIIIIAAAIIII


I was really upset that I came in last at the karate competition yesterday.
I was kicking myself.

Why did the cat get kicked out of the Karate tournament?
He was a Cheetah.

My Karate Teacher Told a Great Joke
He has a great sensei humor.



Chuck Norris Jokes'
  • Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in three moves.
  • Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
  • The only time Chuck Norris was ever wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.
  • When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are now known as giraffes.
  • Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
  • Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris undies
  • Did you know, Chuck Norris has never submitted a Chuck Norris Joke because Chuck Norris doesn't believe in submission.

Karate Knock-Knock Jokes
    - Knock, knock.
    - Who’s there?
    - Sensei.
    - Sensei who?
    - I sen-sei lot of kicks coming your way unless you open this door.

  - Knock, knock
  - Who’s there?
  -Master Boo
   -Master Boo who?
   -Does your Karate teacher really cry that much?


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